It's times like this that I wish I had a cornier picture...
Now honestly, wouldn't a cheesy picture of me winking or something look so much cuter? like something saying "call me" or something. i dunno. if i'm being conceited, i may as well throw out my "hey kids, over here!"
yea. anyway i have diseases. but call me. they're mental diseases. i'm not at all bashful. just ask. you might be pleasantly surprised. and i can always use the ego boost. and as many will testify, i just luuuuuurve my online friends. a little too much. hehe...
I'M CONCEITED, AND DAMNED PROUD!
the girl who wants to sell herself, she is a queer
the girl who wants to sell herself, give her another beer
the girl who wants to sell herself needs a credit card
the girl who wants to sell herself should have a punk rock show in her backyard
the girl who wants to sell herself has a paisley dress,
the girl who wants to sell herself, do u want to caress?
the girl who wants to sell herself has a brother named peter
the girl who wants to sell herself is a vegan, similar to the god of harvest aka demeter
the girl who wants to sell herself plays a ‘98 fender strat
the girl who wants to sell herself resents many brats
the girl who wants to sell herself started out with yellow hair
the girl who wants to sell herself now has looks of despair
the girl who wants to sell herself has a mother named bones
the girl who wants to sell herself has a soul made of stones
the girl who wants to sell herself lives on AOL.com
the girl who wants to sell is a ticking time bomb!!
-by Meri about me
lots of people talk about me. really. i'm just gonna keep putting
stuff about me down. i'm so exciting.
"she has the enigmatic presence online that i do in a group of
burnouts and lesbians."
me on meri
"I know about as much about people as I do about motion in a
plane...and i'm retaking that test on wednesday."
My little blueberry muffin girl
give me that sweet sensation once more
your'e just too good for words
and those other bastards have no business eating you
Your blueberry scent blows my mind
Why can't you be my muffin oh oh
But I'm stuck with the apple kind
And you're on the other side of the kitchen
I dream of you with vanilla on top
often with a cherry pie on the side
but I'm just a fruitcake in the distance,
unsatisfied without your warm inner cream
-song by patrik
"dude! you gave stalker girl your beeper number? oh well. nobody ever
accused george of being smart."
Angelic presence, one like never before
You are my dream girl, standing at the front door
Your face, one of beauty and your heart made of gold
You are an Angel, the one that my dreams foretold
You mean the world to me, and may be my destiny
You fill my heart's desire, and stir my soul's inner fire
You are the one I could love, and a Godsend from above
Angelic presence, so wonderful and so divine
You are my dream girl, so please say you'll be mine.
-brance, years ago
"You spiteful bitch! How dare you do this! I love Marie! (meredith
interrupts with an inquiry) OF COURSE I LOVE MARIE MORE THAN PHILLY
CHEESESTEAKS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (meredith continues) You're
sick. Both of you."
-the same brance.
"He noticed for the first time what a great ass Shane had."
"her name is shane and she shines in the sunshine!"
I'm too lazy to type the rest.
Someone stop me? Please?
- Blur Anyone?